Saturday, May 17, 2008
H: Like, there will be a rule of like, recognition, which is like OMG THEEE ruulee, and anything that like, goes against it, is like, soooo not part of the law..
D: Uh, Puh-lease. That is like, soo not true. Such "ollldddd" ways of thinking dear H. Like, what about principles and like, policies. OOMG youre so stupid like Gosh. Uh. Principles? and like Policies? are what makes the law LAW u kneeoww...
H: WHatEVS, D. It's not like I said like they're like not THEREE or anything, it's like, if you could JUST LIKE CHILL and be a little more CHILLED about like, THEE rule of like, recognition, you'd realise that like, gee, people do accept principles. LIKE, read my book uh. YEAH, i am like, smart enough to like, write a book. *duh*
D: But, like, you're forgetting about how you said that like, judges have their OWN personal judgment in like, courts. you kneeoww? I think thats like..total BEE ESSS like how could you even THINK that. They look at principles too u kneow.. like that case, uh, Riggs v Palmer, where like the killer, like he couldnt get the money from his inheritance cuz like, he killed like, his mom or something. The court like said, nobody can gain from their like, wrong.
H: *flicks hair* Yeah, just like how you wanna kill YOUR mom for like, your money rightt??
D: OMGOSH H, DONT SAY THATT!!
H: Yeah anyway...I can't believe you put your crush into your like, theory. that's like sooooo high school. I mean, Hercules?? Pleaseeeee, men like that don't exist. How can you say that they, like, are, like, THE judge when it comes to, like, getting the ONE RIGHT ANSWER??
D: I think Hercules is soooo hawwtt. I kneow he doesn't existt, but that doesnt mean I , like, can't dream right? The Principles and like Policies are like, there, and as long as THEY exist, IM RIGHT, YOURE..HMM.....let's see...WRRRONGGG.
H: OMG I don't believe you. You won't even let me win even though I've gone and died....BITCH.
D:....Bitch you tooo.
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No, seriously.
While the conversational styles of 'D' and 'H' are fictitious, the arguments are very much real. And what I have been studying for the past hour.
Fellow Jurisprudence students, shoot yourself if you do not know who D and H are.
Hmm... in retrospect, this is a good way of remembering what I've learnt; re-type them out Gossip Girl style...
Sigh, Zyang thinks I've gone mad, typing in three characters (ie. D, H, and me) lol.
I think I have tooooo...
lol.
*dies*
3 weeks till freedom.
